How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
How do fireflies start a race?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?