How does a witch play loud music?
On her broom box.
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
How do locomotives know where to go?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
How did the tree feel in spring?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
How do you make antifreeze?
