Which birds steal soap from the bath?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What is the smallest lion?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do Scottish toads play?