What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
How do you make a bear really angry?
Where does Superman park his cars?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?