Where do oceans always buy their cars?
Shell-vrolet.
What do bees chew?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Which bug is related to you?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?