What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?