What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Baking soda.
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
When did they play tennis in the Bible?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What do fish do at parades?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What does a lion call an antelope?