Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.