Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
It takes a while to rise.
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What school subject really rocks?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do sheep say when they're in love?