Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
It takes a while to rise.
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
