How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?