What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Where do kittens go to school?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What animal floats best?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?