Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
