Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
How does the sun listen to music?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?