Why did the mirror cross the road?
Do you have the best ceiling?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
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Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What car always breaks the rules?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?