Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Because it's very bright.
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
Do dads always snore?
What's the noisiest food?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
How do fleas travel?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?