Board Game With A Twist
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, What's the word on the street?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What vegetables make the best music?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What name sounds like the past tense?