Board Game With A Twist
Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble on the road. I asked him, What's the word on the street?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What do cows like to dance to?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?