When should you stop for a glow worm?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
Where would you find an elephant?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call an artistic dog?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?