Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
It just couldn't get a handle on it.
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Which singer could always break a five?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
