Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
It just couldn't get a handle on it.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do you call hiking college students?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What famous scientist will try anything?
How do billboards talk?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?