Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?