Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
It was a mean thing to say!
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
It's Crowded!
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?