Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
It was a mean thing to say!
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
How do you make a bandstand?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What is the color of the wind?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
Why do bees gossip?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
When should baseball players wear armor?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
