Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
It was a mean thing to say!
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?