Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
It was a mean thing to say!
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why was the bee sad?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?