Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What says: oom oom oom?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?