Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
How do you get kids to do something?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why are turtles so shy?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
Where was Noah born?