What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Ground-Dog Day.
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
How do you make a cow float?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Which state is the cleanest?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
Where do surfers go to school?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
