Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What sport are eggs the best at?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
Where do you take sick ponies?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?