Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it's a-maize-ing!
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What is the most attractive fruit?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?