Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it's a-maize-ing!
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What did March say to the madness?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
How do horses navigate at night?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why was the dog so popular?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?