Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Because it's a-maize-ing!
What do golfers drink on the green?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
