OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do bees say in the summer?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why are fish such good architects?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What bird helps you stay dry?