What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What do you call a short cow?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
Where does breakfast live?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?