What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
How does a barber get to work?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's the scariest letter?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's the most determined bird?