What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish cream.
Where are average things manufactured?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What color are all the books in the library?
What's E.T. short for?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What do dads love to eat after dinner?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
