What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish cream.
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What did the sick chicken say?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What do ducks have for lunch?
What tree has the most bark?
Why do trees have so many friends?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?