What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Irish cream.
How do you spot a modern spider?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What did the sick chicken say?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What game do mice love to play?
What do you call a small mom?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?