Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What condiment has wings?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?