How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What does a dog say before eating?
Families are like fudge.
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?