Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
What fish sings the best?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?