What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?