What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What's the most common blood type for insects?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do stars celebrate in December?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
How do billboards talk?
What do you call a greedy elf?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?