What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
At the quack of dawn.
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?