Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Because his car got toad.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you call a tired tree?
I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
A book just fell on my head.
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What bird is losing its hair?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
