Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
Why do all the planets get along?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Why was the cat so small?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?