What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What did the wasp do when he got hot?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Which cats love to be petted?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What animals make the best students?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?