Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What's a cat's favorite color?
Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?