Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why are goats so funny?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
How do you know bees have allergies?
What do you call octopus twins?
What did March say to the madness?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?