You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What are baby potatoes called?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Why are goats so funny?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?