Why did the gardener bury all his money?
To make his soil rich.
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What bird is always sad?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How do snowmen get information?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
