Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What name sounds like the past tense?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?