Did you know about April 1st?
Yes, I'm fooly aware of it.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
