How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
Why is a doctor always calm?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Where do they produce Christian films?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?