Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What's E.T. short for?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What is the coolest country?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What do nosey peppers do?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?