Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
How do billboards talk?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Which elf is the best singer?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?