Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why are winter days great?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
What does a panda ghost say?
Where is the coldest place to work?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?