Why is the piano so hard to open?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What car can't keep a secret?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?