My leaf blower doesn't work.
It sucks.
What's the laziest vegetable?
How do you compliment a cat?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Where does water do all its banking?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
How are teens like cats?
What do little monsters call their mother?