My leaf blower doesn't work.
It sucks.
What kind of computers do horses use?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How is life like toilet paper?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What dog wears contact lenses?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
