What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the mare gain weight?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why was the mime upset?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Where can you always get cheap gas?