What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
My throat is a pony.
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?