What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
My throat is a pony.
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What bird is losing its hair?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Which family member is always relieved?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Where do ants go to eat?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
