What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do chickens serve at birthday parties?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?