What is the wealthiest fish?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What does an evil hen lay?