How can you farm during the winter?
Use a snow plow!
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
Why did spring break up with winter?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
