What is an insect's favorite game?
Cricket.
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why was the mime upset?