What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why is the number 4 so smart?