How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Pickle it.
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
Which computer won the talent show?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
