How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Pickle it.
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What do teachers do during summer break?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Where do kittens go to school?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?