Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
He wanted to get some bright ideas.
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
How is cat food sold?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?