Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
He wanted to get some bright ideas.
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What is the color of the wind?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why didn't the melons get married?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What vegetables make the best music?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How do billboards talk?
Why do librarians never make plans?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
