Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
He wanted to get some bright ideas.
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What bird is always sad?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why is summer always sad?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?