Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
He wanted to get some bright ideas.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
How do football players deal with their problems?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?