What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Why are baseball players so good at math?