How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
When is Dad's bedtime?
How do you compliment a cat?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Which family member has tusks?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?