What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing. It just waved.
Why are cowboys always religious?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
How do you make a cow float?
What do cows like to dance to?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What insect runs away from everything?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
