Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What do little fish love to play with?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Which fly makes films?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do little monsters call their mother?