What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why do pigs tell jokes?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What does Santa call Christmastime?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?