What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What animal loves Indian food?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?