Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
