Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What building always gets stains on it?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
What's the most determined bird?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?