What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why was the bunny upset?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What do goats and moms have in common?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
How was the wedding?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?