What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Why are frogs always so happy?
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?