Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What is a table you can eat?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why are fish such good architects?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why do all the planets get along?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?