What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where do pigs love to take naps?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Which computer won the talent show?
What is the most faithful insect?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?
Why are ghosts always single?
