Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do pigs do over the summer?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
Why are winter days great?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?