What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Tennis, because they know how to serve.
How do fireflies start a race?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What shape has a knighthood?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?