Why is spring the oddest season?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
The museum curator needed a break.
How do fireflies start a race?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's the most masculine animal?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
How do hurricanes see?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What's the most expensive plate in church?