Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Because they sleep like a dog.
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Surprise!!!!
When do cows get tired?
What cocktail will give you a black eye?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What's black and white and red all over?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why do rhinos charge?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do math teachers eat?