How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Why are frogs always happy?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?