Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
Because they sleep like a dog.
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What's black and white and red all over?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Where do polar bears vote?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
