What animal always goes to heaven?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Which president loved to take baths?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Where do kittens go to school?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Which cats love to be petted?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What is blue and not heavy?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Where do novels go to have a good time?