What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why the long face?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What style of music weighs the most?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What part of a football field is never the same?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Why is the beach so confident?