What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why the long face?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
What insect runs away from everything?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
What did March say to the madness?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
