What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why do cats love to work?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What are you studying in math?
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why was the bunny upset?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
Why are bakers paid so much money?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?