Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What's the scariest letter?
What do you call a small mom?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?