What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
A mathmachicken.
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What shape has a knighthood?
What's the scariest letter?
Which bug is related to you?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why didn't the melons get married?
