What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What insect runs away from everything?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why are cars magic?
What does the sun drink out of?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the fish blush?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?