What birds make average students?
C-gulls.
What's the saddest part of the week?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What's a dog's favorite book?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why are winter days great?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
