What birds make average students?
C-gulls.
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What is a cow's dream job?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
How do you organize a space party?