What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
A boo-ffet!
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What did the rug say to the floor?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What's the difference between soccer and football?