What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
A boo-ffet!
Why did the cat start laughing?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What's the loudest sport?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
When should you start writing a book?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?