Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What did autumn say to summer?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What bird is always sad?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What does a lion call an antelope?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
When do mice play every day?
