Why do legumes gossip so much?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why was the pirate late for work?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?