What kind of bow can't be tied?
A rainbow!
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
How do you measure a millennial?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
