What kind of bow can't be tied?
A rainbow!
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why is tennis the least romantic sport?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
How do locomotives know where to go?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?