Why was the horse so happy?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What is a table you can eat?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
How often should you make chemistry jokes?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What do mice bring on a picnic?