Which elf is the best singer?
ELFis Presley.
How do you make a cow float?
What type of birds stay together forever?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What does a panda ghost say?
Why are cause and effect so close?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
How do snowmen get information?
What is another term for the price of gas?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?