What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?