What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What birds make average students?
Why are trees so good at interior design?