What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?