What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
How do you get straight A's?
