What type of bat doesn't fly?
A baseball bat.
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What vegetables make the best music?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What is a tire's stance on economics?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?