Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?