What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
A hissing contest.
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do little fish love to play with?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What's the slowest 5k?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
I'm not a bad putter.