That bird won't stop squawking.
What do fairies always drink?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What's black and white and red all over?
How did the toad die?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?