What sport can waiters play really well?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
How do you make a cow float?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What does a panda ghost say?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?