What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
A hissing contest.
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What are baby potatoes called?
Why did electricity win the race?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why is furniture so generous?
How does a squid go into battle?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
