What did the stair machines call each other?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
What do your grandma and the internet have in common?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
How are mountains able to see?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?