What did one plate say to the other?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why can you never find the number nine?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?