What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What is a mom's favorite game?
Why was the spider so smart?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
Which singer could always break a five?