What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?