What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?