What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
How does the sun listen to music?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
Which plant has the best roar?
