When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
When do astronauts eat?
What birds always travel in twos?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
What condiment has wings?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What do you do when two snails fight?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call an orchard full of relatives?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?