What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
A wildfire.
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What stories are told by basketball players?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
