Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Where do birds go on summer vacation?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why is a computer so smart?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
How long will dinner be?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?