Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
It was a sneaker.
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Which former US President was always cold?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Which animal should never work for the government?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Which state is the cleanest?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
