What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
What is the coolest country?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why was the musician arrested?
What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?