Why was the math book sad?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
What farm animal is best at karate?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why do cows go to New York?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?