What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
What did the airline worker name her child?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do trees wear to the lake?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What do elves learn in school?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?