What goes ooo ooo ooo?
A cow with no lips.
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
What animal has the most fun?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?