What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What sport do horses love to play?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
How does a penguin build its house?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why do people paint eggs for Easter?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?