What's the world's weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why do Labradors always have so much energy?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Families are like fudge.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
How do you drive a man crazy?
