What's the world's weakest animal?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him.
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What game can you play while eating dinner?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Where do termites go camping?
How do you measure a millennial?
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?