Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
It lost all its pedals.
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the snake cross the road?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What is the best day to go to the beach?