Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
It lost all its pedals.
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
