Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What bee is good for your health?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?