Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
It lost all its pedals.
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What is another term for the price of gas?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
How much does freedom weigh?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
Where do horses reside?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What is a spider's favorite book?