Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
She had a hard drive.
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What's the opposite of irony?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What do you call an insincere horse?