What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Well, I guess I'll just power forward.
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What did the confused bee say?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
How long will dinner be?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
It's Crowded!
How do you care for a sick bird?
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?