What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Well, I guess I'll just power forward.
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
What nationality are most fish?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
How do you wash a lamb?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
How do you drive a man crazy?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?