What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Well, I guess I'll just power forward.
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What is blue and not heavy?
